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Health Guru, KALE CARNEGIE, presents...

How to Lose Friends
& Inconvenience People:
Your life as a vegan!

Part of the lost classics series of books from history's original vegan health movement presented by Kale Carnegie!
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Beef or Cow?
Read how to avoid this scenario in the lost classic, The 7 Habits of Highly Fanatical Vegetarians
What if?
What if there’d been a vegan health movement in our history that no one remembers? What if the “failed” authors of that movement were the real, creative geniuses who laid the foundation (but never got the credit they deserved) for the much later self-help movement authors who “borrowed” their ideas and achieved fame and fortune? Discover the intrigue (plus real health information) when Kale Carnegie (Dale’s less famous, vegetarian older brother) presents How to Lose Friends & Inconvenience People: Your Life as a Vegan Includes the 5 Lost Classics:
As a Man Eateth and Poopeth by Aloysius Sheitshoveler, III,
The Power of Positive Drinking. A Pee Classic by Vorman Nincent Pee
The 7 Habits of Highly Fanatical Vegetarians by Steven Scurvey
Awaken the Vegan Within by Rony Tobbins
Who Modified My Peas? by Anonymouse,
plus humorous author bios & trivia, failed marketing strategies, why the movement ultimately crashed, all wrapped around real information to help you eat better, lose weight and adopt a healthy lifestyle!
About the series
Yes, Virginia, you really CAN judge a book by its cover! The Health with Humor™ "books" contain valuable, accurate, relevant, up-to-date and useful information presented with just a dash of humor sprinkled throughout for easier digestion by vegetarians and non-vegetarians alike! We like to say, they offer "fun on the outside, facts on the inside!" Series 1: History's Original (though largely forgotten) Vegan Self-Health Movement! Available in your choice of novelty covers (as shown) to share a laugh with friends! (They won't believe these books actually exist!
The Forgotten History and "Lost Classics" of the Original Vegan "Self-Health" Movement
Kale Carnegie's lost classics
The modern self-help movement owes its very existence to the pre-industrial vegan self-health movement!
It's true (at least, that's our story and we're sticking to it)! Unbeknownst to many, the American vegan movement had an amazing start in the early 1900s with the publication of the classic, As a Man Eateth and Poopeth by Aloysius Sheitshoveler, III. As America and ultimately the rest of the world turned to industrial farming, it became increasingly evident that natural eating was, in fact, better for the nation's health.
Following Sheitshoveler's lead, many authors jumped on the bandwagon publishing books, and hosting seminars to spread awareness and build the momentum of the nascient Vegan movement! Rony Tobbins, Vorman Nincent Pee, Stephen Scurvey, and myself, Kale Carnegie and many others produced titles like The Power of Positive Drinking, The 7 Habits of Highly Fanatical Vegetarians, Who Modified My Peas? and the unforgettable, Awaken the Vegan Within: How to Take Back Control of Your Unnatural and Pitiful Craving for Putrefying, Disease-Ridden, Pus-Filled Carcass and Replace it with a Normal & Sensible Human Appetite for Real Food. And, in Europe, authors like Tichard Remplar, author of The Rules of Veganism.
For various reasons--some obvious and some not--the movement peaked, stalled then crashed. For some, it was due to poor execution; for others, bad branding or messaging; for others still, a slight change in a title or pen name might have made all the difference in the world. Perhaps it was simply bad timing for a movement whose time had simply not yet come. Whether this was all due to natural causes, group infighting, or the insidious sabotage of larger forces is still being debated today, but whatever the reasons, these books and their authors disappeared languished in publishing purgatory never to be seen from again.
Fast-forward a few decades to the modern self-help movement that took off in the 80s and 90s. We vegan pioneers watched (some of us in envy and horror) as many of our original concepts and titles were repackaged and resold to a hungry public desperate for something new to latch on to under the heading of new age, self-help and motivation!
Well, it is now a new millenium, and I believe our time has come again! Our original classics contain information perhaps even more vital today than ever before. There is even more processed food on store shelves. Factory farming has increased. Pesticides and perservertives permeate our food supply. Now, climate change caused, among other things, by wasteful farming practices is now a legitimate concern for many.
I, therefore, present to you the unearthed, uncovered, resurrected, revitalized, rejuvenated and dusted off copies of the original, trend-setting, ground-breaking classics! The "Best of" history's forgotten vegan movement are now availabke once again!
What has changed this time is our marketing savvy. The movement can learn from its past in terms of its marketing. Therefore, I present to you with their original groundbreaking cover designs that laid the foundation for the success of other authors generations later! (We harbor no ill will or resentment or envy, or lawsuits for the success of others. Really. Well, maybe there was one lawsuit.)
In any event, the people are ready. We now try again in my award-aspiring book, How to Lose Friends and Inconvenience People: Your Life as a Vegan (Don't call it a comeback!) --Kale Carnegie, the spiritual advisor of the NEW vegan self-help movement of today and beyond!

"We shall not make the same mistakes of the past!" --Kale Carnegie, author of How to Lose Friends and Inconvenience People: Your Life as a Vegan

Who is Kale Carnegie?
Meet The Carnegie Clan
Most people aren't aware that James and Amanda Carnegie actually had 9 children. Here is a complete list that includes the lesser-known Carnegies.
The Carnegie Clan
This photo has absolutely nothing to do with the story below.
1. Bale Carnegie, the first child, who followed in his grandfather's footsteps and became a farmer.
2. Dale Carnegie, of self help fame and, arguably, most well-known.
3. Fale Carnegie, who sadly, never really amounted to much.
4. Jale Carnegie, who chose a life of crime and is currently serving 20 to life in Folsom Penitentiary for tax evasion.
5. Kale Carnegie, (our movement's hero) the estranged middle son who never quite fit in and who was disowned for his fringe, "namby pamby," vegan lifestyle,
6. Nale Carnegie, who ran a business selling prefab homes and hardware in Modesto California.
7. Pale Carnegie, the only daughter, whose beauty products & make-up empire was sold to Amway for millions in cash plus stock options and a Diamond position in the company. She now earns additional millions in passive, residual income as a network marketing millionaire!
8. Tale Carnegie, a compulsive liar who turned that personality trait into a lucrative political career in Congress, and
9. Irving, the last child, who wholesales suits in Manhattan's fashion district under the name I.B. Carnegie, which stands for Irving Barnaby....Carnegie.
Source: A Carnegie in Every Pot: Remembrances of My Life by Paleonta Carnegie-Childless (an unauthorized autobiography)

Okay. Okay. Time to confess. Um, the books and the family are fake....
but the T-SHIRTS are real! Order now!

(Images are available on mugs, clocks, pillows and more!)
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On the other hand, THESE books below are real (and available on Amazon)!

The Ageless Adept™ Series

"Perfect health, long life and eternal youth are not the random genetic blessings of a chaotic or capricious universe, but natural birthrights that can be accessed through the mindful acceptance of simple truths, activated by the committed practice of proven activities, and sustained by advancement along a single known path. This is that path." --Walt Goodridge, the ageless adept!
Yesterday’s You!
How to Reverse Aging using special foods, vitamins, supplements and a few little-known, secret practices
by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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LOOKING FOR THIS BOOK? The practices and protocols in this book are now included in A Clean Cell Never Dies (See below)
A Clean Cell Never Dies
How to conduct your own experiment in physical immortality
by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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Age reversal is achievable! No, not the signs of aging, but aging itself! Discover the secrets to inserting valuable, productive, vibrant, virile years in the middle of your life...not at the end! These are the strategies I and many of my clients use to look years younger than our calendar ages! (175 pages; 5.06 x 7.81."; ISBN: 978-1540755414) Read more at www.fastandgrowyoung.com/cleancell
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Fit to Breed...Forever!
10 causes of impotence THEY don’t want you to know about probably because there’s no money in the simple cures and treatments for male impotence that can help improve and maintain your erection
by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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If you are among the millions of men suffering from some form of erectile dysfunction, lowered libido, depressed sex drive or impotence, it is because Nature has classified you as "UNFIT TO BREED." The good news, however, is that you CAN get yourself "reclassified." Discover:
• The beliefs about food, body and health that are keeping you soft and why the drug companies don't want you to ever access THE TRUTH AND YOUR TRUE POWER.
• The MYTHS AND ILLUSIONS of health through medicine that keep most people trapped on the path to impotence.
• 7 TRUTHS you must internalize and act on if you want to succeed
• 10 real CAUSES OF "IMPOTENCE" society doesn't talk about
• one thing you are doing each day that makes the next line of vital interest to you...
• Virility SECRETS to reduce "comeback" time
• a daily routine and PROTOCOL to make your equipment PERFORM with no need for viagra-type drugs.
• How to prepare food that will INVIGORATE you.
• PLAY DATE PRACTICES that will make your partners swoon... PLUS a few RECIPES, a SELF-ASSESSMENT TEST, RESOURCES, A QUICK-START CHECKLIST so you can jump right on the path TO CREATE LIFETIME PEFORMANCE and remain fit to breed forever! (142 pages; 5.5" x 8.5"; ISBN: 978-1501099038)Read more at www.agelessadept.com
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The Man Who Lived Forever (formerly The Ageless Adept)
A story of perfect health, long life, and the fountain of youth
by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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What if you discovered someone who had the secret to living longer, perhaps forever? This unique fact-based story tells such a tale. Includes actual dietary and lifestyle practices, shopping lists and more to help you claim perfect health, long life and find your own fountain of youth! (204 pages; 6" x 9"; ISBN: 978-1502358936) Read more at www.agelessadept.com
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Fast & Grow Young™ series
Take control.

Part of the Ageless Adept™ series
"Nature's First Cure"
"The Universe is perfect, nature is foolproof, and the body is coded to heal. The concept behind the practice of fasting is simple: allow the body time to rest from the energy-consuming process of digestion and assimilation, in order to activate its healing code and divert all its energy toward reversing and curing illness and ultimately... to rejuvenation." --Walt Goodridge
Fast & Grow Young
Herbert Shelton's Hygienic System Vol III
re-issued by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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"Excellent work on Fasting. Contains numerous references to additional works by doctors in the field circa time of the writing. ...The best on fasting I have come across so far."--Amazon 5-star review

Originally published as Hygienic System Vol III by Herbert Shelton, this reissue, known as Fast & Grow Young, features insight, research and case histories of the remarkable effects fasting has on the human body. The body is, in fact, coded to heal. Fasting allows the body's digestive system to rest, switch into "repair and removal" mode and begin the natural process of healing that has been encoded within every cell of the body. But there's more! An extended fast achieves the remarkable: reversal and rejuvenation! Many people never get to experience the dissolution of tumors, the reversal of chronic conditions, the improvement of eyesight, hearing and sense of smell that comes with an extended fast. Discover nature's simplest, but most profound secret, and how to do it right! (472 pages; 6" x 9"; ISBN: 978-1494413798)Read more at www.fastandgrowyoung.com
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The Fast & Grow Young REBOOT!
Log book and motivation
published by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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To help you get through an extended water fast, it often helps to incorporate some discipline and habits into your extended water fast. The "Reboot!" log book provides you with a handy place to chronicle, document and record your progress--when you wake, how you feel, when you have bowel movements, when you do your enemas, along with any ideas, epiphanies and dreams! You'll find it handy months or even years later when you do your next fast! Availalbe in physical, paperback form only through www.fastandgrowyoung.com or on Amazon!
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The Sun Cure
a Fast & Grow Young Supplement
published by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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Nature's best cosmetic
healthy fetal development
softer skin
stronger bones
bigger muscles
easier,less painful childbirth
"Baths of water are good, baths of air are better, baths of light are best."
The Sun Cure is chapters 38 to 46 of Shelton's Hygienic System Vol III which were not included in Fast & Grow Young
Here's how to get The Sun Cure FREE!
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The Power of Positive Eating...After the Fast!
How to stay healthy after an extended water fast
Herbert Shelton, presented by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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Positive eating is simply the habit of eating real food (Unmodified, raw, enzyme-rich fruits and vegetables eaten in as close to their natural state as possible) at times, in places, in ways and in amounts that optimize its nutritional and therapeutic benefit, activate the body's dormant healing code and have a positive rather than a negative effect on the body. The period following an extended fast is the perfect opportunity to retrain yourself to eat positively. Your digestive system has been re-set or "rebooted," and can better optimize the nutritional and healing and rejuvenative benefit of the food you eat. The question, "How shall I begin the new way of eating?" is asked by thousands who first become acquainted with the principles of fasting and right eating. Just how shall they begin? How shall they prepare their new diet? Shall they change to the new diet gradually or abruptly? How much shall they eat? What reactions may they expect? In this unique sequel to Fast & Grow Young, you'll discover in simple language, the guidelines and suggestions to incorporate new practices into your daily routine. It includes the what, how, why, how much, when and even where to eat, and some simple, easy-to-prepare recipes, too! Even if you never actually do an extended fast, use this book as a handy reference for eating better! This information will help you for the rest of your long, long and enjoyable life! (486 pages; 6" x 9"; ISBN: 978-1519498144) Read more at www.fastandgrowyoung.com
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The Power of Positive Eating...FOR INFANTS!
Herbert Shelton, re-issued by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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Experience the Power of Positive Feeding for your Baby! The Power of Positive Eating...For Infants is a guide for raising healthy, happy, disease-free children. It includes chapters on prenatal care; how to nourish the feeding mothers; when babies should be born; what, when, how and how much to feed your child (including what foods you should never feed a baby!); building strong teeth; the dangers of having a fat baby; cow's milk vs mother's milk; should baby be weaned; regular "crimes" in feeding; feeding children from two to six years; how to determine if your child is healthy; signs of under-nutrition, PLUS a handy reference section for recognizing and treating acute "infectious" diseases of childhood, skin disorders and common disorders of infants & children. You'll be amazed at the range and depth of knowledge covered! Use this book as a handy reference for raising your child! This information will help your baby for the rest of his or her long, long and enjoyable life! (287 pages; 6" x 9"; ISBN: 978-1519522368)Read more at www.fastandgrowyoung.com
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Eye Can See Clearly Now
the modern reissue of Bernarr Macfadden's 1924—now public domain--work
re-issued by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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Eye Can See Clearly Now is the modern reissue of Bernarr Macfadden's 1924—now public domain--work, Strengthening the EYES A System of Scientific Eye Training, under a new title, with the goal of maintaining public access to this vital information in new formats.
Learn more at www.fastandgrowyoung.com/eyes
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Return to Nature
a modern re-issue
Adolf Just, reissued by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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Return to Nature is the modern reissue of Adolf Just's 1904—now public domain--work, Return to Nature The True Natural Method Of Healing And Living And The True Salvation Of The Soul, with the purpose of maintaining public access to this vital information in modern formats.
It is a sad fact of our modern existence that practically everything we've been told, taught and led or wish to believe--particularly about the body, health, sickness, and healing--is, quite frankly, wrong. Don't let the original copyright date fool you, truth is timeless. The human body hasn't changed since 1904.
Learn more at www.fastandgrowyoung.com/nature
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Coded to Heal
The Long Lost Operations Manual for the Human Body
William Howard Hay, M.D., re-issued by Walt F.J. Goodridge
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What if every human body came equipped with its own Owner's Operations Manual?
What if, as a result of such a unique gift, you knew how to maintain your body for optimal function throughout your life?
What if this manual explained to you in simple terms what caused disease and, more importantly, how to avoid and/or fix and recover if such disease developed in your body?
What if you knew, as a result of your body's operations manual, what to do, what not to do, what to eat, what not to eat, when to eat and even how to properly eat to keep the body functioning optimally? Would that not be valuable information?
Better still, what if, instead of a separate manual for each person, there had actually been ONE such manual originally developed at the dawn of man's appearance on the planet that contained...
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